Christmas - What not to give

Merry Christmas everyone!



I am completely burnt out, so I am taking a break at the computer for a while, which gives me the perfect oppurtunity to warn you all not to make the same mistake i made! I saw something new in the grocery store the other day, Coke's new product "Blāk", which is aptly named, as that was the sound I made after tasting it. Most of you would not even dare attempt it, as the price I bought it for was outrageous to begin with (about 7 dollars for less then a litre). But hey, New coke products sometimes give me weird sensations.


Coke Blāk tastes like liquified coffee beans (not coffee) mixed with carbonated water. Unless you actually enjoy raw coffee beans then you probably won't like this. The only possible benefit that they might think this have is the caffine boost, which didn't even seem to be there as I went to be right after drinking 2 small bottles on the stuff.


As for everything else: Moving is fine, but I hurt. Chistmas is saved!! I found all my gifts, after I had apparently lost them.. Turns out that I had wrapped them and put them under the tree and forgot about this very important point, leading me to begin tearing boxes of stuff apart looking for all my gifts (my brain is mush right now, see second paragraph). Prego-wife is sick all the time. On the plus side, I do have high speed internet now, which is such a releif after over a year with a 14.4 modem, no thanks to Bell who ignored my many phone calls asking them to activate the ADSL lines in the area *takes a flick of a switch no doubt*, ya thanks for your concern Bell, I will be going with Rogers this time.

Have a great christmas everyone, and happy new year!

The Demographics of Dave-Land

I now jointly own 0.0000000000415408% of Earth with my wife. The population here is 3 and is expected to climb 33% by the end of 2007. This land is currently under the Juristiction of the Federal state of Canada, but Nationalism is on the rise and a referendum is imminent; but expected to fail. The Official language is english, but Jibberish is affluent, especially in the North. Native Species include cats, Ladybugs, and possibly Morlocks. The Flora includes grass but Trees from other lands are being moved in by order of the governing body.

So, Yes- I am a house owner. Yes, Wife is having a baby sometime in the Late June/Early July area (and I am now able to tell people!). The house is in Alcona Beach, and I have a tenant that rents out the Basement (he came with the place, like one of the appliances!) - I don't know much about him, but wife seems to think hes nice so thats all good.